Mission Statement

Our collective believes unity through strength. The human race has reached the end of its evolutionary potential and thus, must give way to greater life forms to inherent the earth. Our goals are simple:

1. Research and build the ultimate "human." Synthetic life forms capable of thought and developing their own emotional drives.

2. Replace the human race with a new race of said synthetic life forms.

3. Limit potential corporate sabotage.

4. Allow man to atone for sin by creating new life worthy of the maker's image.

This is our mission. This is our purpose.

Dossier

B.C. 208 Model: Combat Dossier

Specifications:
Height: 7’3’’
Weight: 1280 lbs (with only standard weapons and armor)
Speed: Running – 85mph
Processing Speed: 30 Gig bits per second
Memory Capacity: 20 Giga quads
Standard Weapons: Knee Canons, Arm-mounted ballistic missiles and gatling gun, flame thrower, head-mounted serrated head knife

Functionality:
Unit has shown incredible aptitude of combat ability. Its assassination protocol, when activated allows the android to independently seek out and destroy a target or targets and proceeds to do so without rest, until the assassination is completed. That said, the 208 model is not simply an assassin droid. It possesses cutting edge crowd control technology, including ballistic missiles from the forearms, flame emitter from the knees and a head-mounted serrated knife as a fail-safe should any of the weapon systems fail. It is also capable of with taking expansions, such as back-mounted nuclear missile modules intended of self-destruct, though these aren’t built in as standard by L.A.S.E.R. Incorporated, due to international laws regarding nuclear weapons in the various countries where branches of our company exist. The 208 model is still a worthwhile investment for any military division and we hope these functions serve well.

Tech Monthly Page

Dr. Joseph Guy, Dr. Darius Sepulveda and Professor Lachlan Poots unveil the B.C. - 208 Model Combat Android



Just when all was looking hopeless for L.A.S.E.R. Corp. International’s tech division, a breakthrough has been found. Using an advanced emotional recognition chip called Emote, the B.C. Series of androids are now capable of understanding behaviour in other living organisms. The company has issued this press release to celebrate the launch of this new combat model of robot.
Dr. Sepulveda stated today

“We have made major strides in our ability to crunch more into less space. The 208 model is indeed the most ambitious of our B.C. series. This model isn’t without its flaws, of course; the emotion chip uses billions of gigaquads of processing power and consequently we’ve had to remove some features that previous models possessed. Most notable of these is the memory function – the 208 series is prone to complete memory failure in semi-rare cases. In one instance, our prototype lost its entire memory banks. When we reactivated the machine, the robot had no memory data at all, causing it to behave like an infant. It copied my behaviour and movement down to the letter and wouldn’t leave my side for the rest of the afternoon. Suffice to say, we intend to work out these bugs in the near future.”

Some exciting developments are sure to come to light from the company within the coming months. Their government grant has already tripled over the last two weeks and the world anticipates the eventual commercial launch of the B.C. – 208 model.